WRONG!

(Way to spell check your post, Jay. Don't worry, I'll even add a picture for you)

Bryan apparently thinks he can attack my strategy for winning this week without any consequences. He has taken it upon himself to refer to my diet as "ridiculous". This aggression will not stand. First of all, if anything is ridiculous, it is Bryan's plan to run 20 miles this week even though he is apparently plagued by a bad back. I've consulted with my personal team of doctors, which consists of:
1) Dr. James Andrews: Orthopedic surgeon of top athletes and several heavyweight champions.
2) Dr. Leo Spaceman: Specialties include fertility, meth addiction, and child psychiatry. Obtained his medical degree from the prestigious Ho Chi Minh City school of medicine.
3) Kevin Weber: Able to obtain whatever that drug was that killed Michael Jackson as well as handicapped parking passes.

4) Dr. Perry Cox: 20 plus years of internal medicine experience and a no-nonsense mentality to weight loss.

This cracked team has devised a diet that is sure to help me lose weight in the healthiest way possible. The diet consists primarily of fruit juice, slim fast, and one small bowl of popcorn for the next two and a half days. It's low on calories, high on nutrients, easily digestible and will also keep me regular. I plan on also revving up the cardio this week as well and only eating out once.

So what's ridiculous about this Bryan? I think I have a better word for it: SCIENCE. Because science is whatever we want it to be.

On another note, I would also like to mark the 29 day mark as the day when we became competitive in a negative way. I expect that one of us seriously injures the other by day 150.