Updated Calorie Count

Here's some more data to be examined/manipulated/fabricated:
Thursday: Total Cals= 1350; 40 minute endurance cardio, 100 crunches, 60 pushups
Friday: Total Cals= 1270; 20 minute intense cardio, 100 crunches, 60 pushups
Saturday: Total Cals= 1400; no workout
Sunday: Total Cals= 1325; 30 minute endurance cardio, 100 crunches, 60 pushups, 30 minute sauna
Monday:Total Cals=1450; 20 minute intense cardio, 30 minute sauna, 60 pushups

Bryan and I are currently trying to settle how the payouts for the prizes should work. We are settled that the 90 day prize is a PS3 and the 180 day prize a flatscreen. Should the closeness of the competition influence prixe payouts (i.e. winner pays 25% loser pays 75% if not as close, players pay closer to 50/50 if very close)? This question is for the commissioner as well as the fans.

Speaking of the fans, there is entirely too little gambling going on related to this competition. Leave comments discussing bets that are being made. Here are a few examples:
1) Over/Under of how many days before Jay falls off the wagon and eats fast food: 35.5
2) Over/Under of how many days before Bryan gets a major injury: 45.5
3) 20/1 payout if one of us ends up in the hospital
4) 50/1 payout if one of us dies
5) Over/under on Jay's resting heart rate after 30 days: 85
6) Over/under on Bryan's resting heart rate while losing in cards to Jay: 456
These are just a few examples. I'm sure you can find people to bet.

Also to the commissioner, Bryan and I need a ruling regarding injuries suffered during the competition. Does the severity of the injury or cause of the injury at any point nullify the contest? Please explain in an essay without using the letter P.

Top 5 fat professional athletes:

5) Gump Worsley: One of the classic alltime old-school goalies for the Habs during the 60's. Played 25 years without a helmet and only retired because he was afraid of flying. Not that fat, but put on more pounds later in life.

4) Jerome Bettis/ Ron Dayne: I couldn't give either one of them the spot because their only job was to run 3 yards and fall down. The power running back/fullback may be one of the only positions where the extra weight is an advantage. Also get extra kudos for stealing fantasy points from players who would run 40 yard drives and then leave the field so a hulking fat maniac could drive the ball 2 more yards. How does Bettis' heart still work after being fat, and inhaling nothing but coal fumes and garbage for an entire career.

3) Shaq: Has made a career of just being so damn big that nobody can stop him. Changed the way the NBA was played.

2) John Daly: As Bryan mentioned earlier, JD has made a living of using his excess weight to drive a ball further than anyone on the tour. Also the only golfer to be sponsered by hooters as well as losing said sponsorship for abusing their free wings and beer policy in his contract. Daly's antics may eventually merit a post of their own. Not to mention he was at once one of the best at his sport, winning 2 grand slam events (the British Open and PGA Championship).

1) Babe Ruth: Although I don't like him half as much as Ty Cobb, the fact that he was one of the best players in a sport with such a history merits the number one spot. Many different stories floating around about him eating/drinking during games. Proof that fat people can be good at sports that don't involve endurance running.

Honorable mention to every first baseman during the 1990's: Kirby Puckett personifies this, especially since he ate himself to death. Regards also to Cecil Fielder, Albert Belle, Post-Roids Mark McGuire, Jason Giambi etc.